CARRIE's FIRST SCREEN TEST

I may never see a screenplay in my whole life,

but my first screen test was successful.

The patio door screen,

that is...

Purrrrrr!!!

KATZ vs DAWGZ

WORD!!!

Hissssss!!

GET WELL SOON !!!

I heard that

auntie Lucrecia got hurt

while she was away...

Get well soon!!!

-your favorite girl

Purrrrrr!!

I'm not fussy, I'm fancy !!!

TICKLEBEAR made some changes this week on the menu,

& I'm loving it!!!

I deserve the best

& I'm getting it.

Simply delish!!!

Purrrrrr!!

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Note from the owner:

My cat is co-dependant!!

She's an emotional eater...

She just won't eat alone.

I have to sit next to her on the floor

& watch her eat her stuff,

otherwise,

she'll just nibble on it once it's served

& run out of her room

to come & play with me,

or annoy me,

or just plain stare at me...
I'd always heard cats were independant creatures.

I beg to differ!!!

-TICKLEBEAR

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a MERE CAT or a MERCAT ?!?

My latest adventure happened last sunday morning

& the title of this post is indicative of what had happened...

"a mere cat or a mercat?!?"

as I'm not just a mere cat,

the answer is obvious here,

isn't it?!?

TICKLEBEAR was kind enough to draw me my first bubble bath ever.
Well,
I thought this was the idea,
but when he gasped as i jumped in,
I figured perhaps this was not meant for me after all...
Despite that fact,
it was a glorious experience,
& keep it to yourself,
but...
I might do it again!!
I smell so nice right now,
& my fur feels so silky.
Sunday was a good day for me!!
Purrrrrr!!

IT'S A RICH DAWGZ's WORLD!!

I knew it!!

I just knew it!!!

It's a rich dawgz's world!!

What do you think of Miss Pooches Hilton

spending about $325 000 US

for a dog house???

Outrageous!!!

Oh sure!!

It matches the main house...

How precious!!

Wait 'till I meet my Mister Big,

I'll get my penthouse!!

though,
on the other hand,
I share with Ticklebear an appartment overlooking the river,
& nobody else.
maybe i'm getting the better deal.
So what
if they have a pool facing their doghouse?!?
It's not like I'm all that keen on water to begin with.
& I don't see a bar or a kitchen in this dog house.
Me,
I've got all of that!!!
Hissssss!!

CATS ARE THE NEW BLACK

It's all the rage now!!!

Cats are now the new black.
Auntie Lucrecia came by last weekend,
& she demonstrated the latest trend:
wearing a cat as a lap warmer!!

Forget about chihuahuas, teckels & other such little mongrels.
Dogs are out this season.
Cats are THE accessory you need to be IN!!
Get yours today.
Purrrrrr!!

IT'S ALL IN THE PUSSY

Power to the pussy!!

enjoy this song!

I do!!!

let your pussy find its groove...

Purrrrrr!!

HONEY?! SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME?!?

Now that I share the same computer with Ticklebear,

I guess such things were likely to happen:

Who the fuck are those cats

& what are they doing in his files?!?
When I confronted him about this,

he said I shouldn't worry about this...

SHOULDN'T I?!?

Hissssss!!