According to the vet,
today would be like... my birthday!!!
Hurray for me!!
Time for frivolity and a snuggle maybe...
Where are my gifts?!?
Where's the luv???
A girl like me has expectations,
You'll never know what a single girl like me do at nitgh!!!
So, I may have surrendered my ovaries to the vet,
but a girl can still dream,
That "paint your cat" business is a hoax!!
'Cause I would hate it very much
should Ticklebear get any funny idea in that regard...
I am beautiful aplenty as it is!!
but there was no peace for me
as my personal paparazzo was in my face...
Can't blame him for loving me.
I am that adorable after all!!