DINNER AND A SHOW?

So,
it was Ticklebear's birthday last friday.
Now i know it involves dinner and a show,
meaning,
him leaving me alone while he's having dinner with his friends,
and then,
he brings back his friends home
and as it turns out...
I AM THE SHOW!!!

I wish Ticklebear would have notified me about this.
Kind of rude to dismiss the importance
of communicating to me such things.
But I did him proud this time,
but there will be some payback,
eventually...

Happy birthday anyway to the Man!!
Purrrrrring!!

A ROOM WITH A VIEW

Springtime has arrived
and the patio door is now opened practically all of the time.
Birds are flying by,
people are walking by,
the breeze brushes against my whiskers
and I feel something inside
I just can't explain...

Ticklebear keeps an ever watchful eye on me,
and strictly forbids me to go outside.
I don't even know why he's like that with me.
It is kind of frustrating.
So...

Don't tell him what I do
while he's out...
Purrrrrring!!

DON'T BE FOOLED!!!

Pets can be cute,
but they also indulge in the oddest behaviour...
Too funny to watch though...
Purrrrrring!!

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE HIRING!?!

I heard Ticklebear mentionning
there was a lack of personel at work.
I thought I could do my share to help out
at his job, and with the bills.
you know,
I don't want to be seen as a kept kitten...
Well,
my ambition of becoming a working girl have been squashed in the bud.

One morning,
when I jumped into his backpack,
he proceeded to remove me from there,
before running to get his cab
and go off to work.
Can't say I didn't try,
now,
can you?!?
Isn't it a bit macho on his part though,
to be the sole provider here?
I am an independant kitten, after all...
Hissssssing!!

WHISKING SOMETHING UP

Well,
you won't see me acting this way anytime soon.
It's quite the opposite
where Ticklebear tries enticing me
to eat one thing or another,
never serving the same thing twice in a row.
I've got him under my paw!!
Purrrrrring!!!