SHE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE

I really shouldn't let this get to me

but these two seem to be getting serious with each other...

Hissssssing!!

WE ONLY MEANT TO HELP!!

Just before the holidays actually started,

Ticklebear prepared to send some cards out to his friends,

and since I am personally acquainted with some of them,

I figured Ophelia and I could help with this...

My mistake!!

How rude he was,

shooing us away like that!!

I'll never offer my help again!!

Hissssssing!!

NOBODY ASKED FOR MY OPINION!!!

Ticklebear and his damn causes!!

You'll never guess what:

I now have a roommate!!

Somebody dumped a kitten in the washrooms

at the hospital where he works,

and of course,

the man felt compelled to bring the little furball home,

without even consulting with me!!!...

I was never planning on sharing the space, food and accommodations with someone else.

And if she thinks she's going to put the moves on MY man,

she's got something coming!!

Nobody messes with me!!!

Just look at her,

making gooey eyes at him!!

And he's lapping it all up!!

He's SO infuriating!!

Typical male...

Hey!!

This is MY cushion!!!

she's getting on my last nerves,

trying to be chummy and all...

Can we return her whence she came from?

Hissssssing!!

HEY!! LOOK AT ME!!

I swear, sometimes,

I believe he takes me for granted...

I could leave, you know?!?

Hissssssing!!

DOES THIS SOFA MAKE ME LOOK FAT???

Does this sofa makes me look fat???
Just look at the dent i'm making...
and of course,
TICKLEBEAR had to capture the moment.
Oh!!
The shame!!!!

But my evening [and my dignity] was somewhat salvaged,
as it was laundry day.
I love when he empties his laundry bag on the sofa
to sort things out and put them away,
smelling good and still feeling warm from the dryer.
Actually,
what is a dryer?
I've never seen one...
But, please notice how great i hide my full figure
in this pile of clothes.
You can barely see me,
so petite!!!...

But I'm still mad at TICKLEBEAR for that first picture.
Don't think you'll get away with this indefinitely.
There will come a time for payback.
Hissssssing!!

TOXIC BACHELOR

This is a blatant example of the kind of males
you ladies should avoid at all cost:
the loud-mouthed arrogant bastard.
The video is pretty self-explanatory.
You don't want to deal with his issues.
A lady has the right to choose
and one should choose wisely...
Hissssssing!!

EEEEWWWW!!! (& THEN SOME...)

HE licked my paw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEW!!!!!!!
Hissssssing!!!!!

A BASKET CASE?

He's driving me nuts,

& I'm pretty sure he does it on purpose,

turning me into a basket case....

Darn you, TICKLEBEAR!!!

Hisssssssing!!

HONEY?! SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME?!?

Now that I share the same computer with Ticklebear,

I guess such things were likely to happen:

Who the fuck are those cats

& what are they doing in his files?!?
When I confronted him about this,

he said I shouldn't worry about this...

SHOULDN'T I?!?

Hissssss!!