FELINE INTELLIGENCE

If some folks doubt that we are smart, 

I mean to prove my point here today. 

Purrrrrring!!

(convinced yet!?!)

THE LAST WORD TODAY IS MINE!!

Am i not the prettiest thing you've ever seen?

E-V-E-R !!

Purrrrrring!!

THE PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR A LADY

I live with a flousy!!

An unashamed flousy!!

That is no proper way for a lady to live.

I guess I'll have to teach Ophelia a thing or two

about graceful feline behavior.

I am a proud citizen of this country

and a prime example of distinction,

priding myself with a no-nonsense approach

about human contacts.

I know how to convey my needs

and bestow a show of affection

when I judge it proper.

But I can't help watching my roommate

dishonoring herself and the species

as she's acting in a most shameful way...

She plays with any piece of trash she finds...

and plays pretty whenever Ticklebear looks at her.

A female of easy virtues,

if you ask me!!

Shameful!!!

But the fact

that she still has her claws

makes her interesting,

to a certain degree...

The man should beware of those.

I know what I would do

if I still had mine...

I guess

I'll have to put up with her behavior,

but I really wish she would learn from my example.

Oh Ophelia!!

You, slut!!

Hissssssing!!

STARS du JOUR!!

WHAT's on TV?

Would this help my hair?

Would it?!?

Purrrrrring!!

XMAS TOGETHER

I don't recall wishing for a threesome this xmas,

but here we are...

I guess it could have been worse.

Since it is not just a fling

and that she is meant to stay here with us,

well...

Merry Xmas everyone!!

And I still think I am the prettiest of them all!!

Purrrrrring!!

SO WHAT? I'M CORRUPTIBLE...

SO?!

Because TICKLEBEAR gave me a couple of treats

so I'd indulge him for a few picture,

I lose all of my virtues?

I think not!!!

You should have seen the poor guy behind the camera,

doing silly stuff to get my attention...

Humans can be so pathetic sometimes!!!

Maybe next time,

he'll give me THREE treats!!!

And by the way:

The carpet needs vacuuming!!!

I've been shedding a lot lately...

Look into it!!!

Purrrrrring!!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY !!!!

According to the vet,
today would be like... my birthday!!!
Hurray for me!!
Time for frivolity and a snuggle maybe...
Where are my gifts?!?
Where's the luv???
A girl like me has expectations,
you know!?!
Purrrrrring!!

WELL, THANKFULLY!!!...

That "paint your cat" business is a hoax!!
thankfully!!
'Cause I would hate it very much
should Ticklebear get any funny idea in that regard...
I am beautiful aplenty as it is!!
Hisssssing!!