SEDUCING TICKLEBEAR

Well,

I'll be damned!!

She's at it again,

trying to steal my man.

She will stop at nothing...

And right under my very nose!!

The nerve on that kitten!!!

Hissssssing!!

CATFIGHT!!!

Just look at her!!

I have my eyes on you...

The Bitch!!

She still has her claws!!

Not fair!!

Not fair!!

Perhaps I should try to be diplomatic about this...

Hissssssing!!

NOBODY ASKED FOR MY OPINION!!!

Ticklebear and his damn causes!!

You'll never guess what:

I now have a roommate!!

Somebody dumped a kitten in the washrooms

at the hospital where he works,

and of course,

the man felt compelled to bring the little furball home,

without even consulting with me!!!...

I was never planning on sharing the space, food and accommodations with someone else.

And if she thinks she's going to put the moves on MY man,

she's got something coming!!

Nobody messes with me!!!

Just look at her,

making gooey eyes at him!!

And he's lapping it all up!!

He's SO infuriating!!

Typical male...

Hey!!

This is MY cushion!!!

she's getting on my last nerves,

trying to be chummy and all...

Can we return her whence she came from?

Hissssssing!!

GETTING IN THE HOLIDAY MOOD

T'was this time of the year again

as Ticklebear installed a few ornaments

for the upcoming holiday season.

I even got my own snowman!!

a nice touch....

Purrrrrring!!

POSTCARD

Ticklebear received these recently,

from Auntie Linoue,

whom i was never sure whether she was his half-sister,

or his ex mother-in-law or something else.

But i do know for sure

she has two kitties of her own:
Twiggy and Goliath.

It is always nice to hear from decent folks like these.

We've never actually met

but I've heard only great things about them.

They look pretty sedated here though...

Purrrrrring!!

HEY!! LOOK AT ME!!

I swear, sometimes,

I believe he takes me for granted...

I could leave, you know?!?

Hissssssing!!

WOW!! DO I HAVE I LOT TO TELL YOU, OR WHAT?!?

A lot has happened since we last talked,

trust me!!

Ticklebear and I moved out of the apartment in august

without him bothering to tell me.

To be quite honest,

I believe he didn't get much notice either,

as he became like a hurricane,

laying havoc everywhere he went

and things disappeared gradually out of the apartment.

I soon found out we were moving next door.

While he did most of the work,

[alright, all of it!!],

I felt exhausted just watching him.

Something was wrong

as Ticklebear just kept everything piled up in the new place

and he's usually fussy about his stuff

and how it is supposed to be arranged in a certain way.

Instead,

everything was helter skelter and he didn't seem to care.

Odd!!

I got the answer a week later

when we moved back in!!

It turns out we weren't relocating

but his old apartment was getting redone.

Now that explains all of the comings and goings i heard from next door,

and the funny smell which is paint, i was told,

something you put up on the walls and ceiling,

and everything is now white.

I like that!!

What i miss though is the wall to wall carpeting

as I skidaddle now on the new floors

and that annoys me immensely.

Ticklebear doesn't seem to miss the carpeting at all though...

But he did drive me crazy for a while

as he fixed up everything real fast.

Soon,

the apartment became livable again

and not a death trap for me.

Much grateful for that!!

But that wasn't the end of it,

as in the weeks that followed,

pieces of furniture kept vanishing and then,

strangers kept showing up with large boxes

which contained a lot of wrapping,

much to my delight,

and oh!!

Yeah,

the boxes also contained some new furniture...

Eventually,

there was less commotion

and things went back to normal,

finally!!

There is only so much a girl can go through.

Purrrrrring!!

SO WHAT? I'M CORRUPTIBLE...

SO?!

Because TICKLEBEAR gave me a couple of treats

so I'd indulge him for a few picture,

I lose all of my virtues?

I think not!!!

You should have seen the poor guy behind the camera,

doing silly stuff to get my attention...

Humans can be so pathetic sometimes!!!

Maybe next time,

he'll give me THREE treats!!!

And by the way:

The carpet needs vacuuming!!!

I've been shedding a lot lately...

Look into it!!!

Purrrrrring!!

A FUZZY FEELING

just because furry critters are funnier than humans...

and so dam cuter!!!!

admit it!!

you just love us!!!

Purrrrrring!!