8.3.11

GIMME!! JUST GIVE IT TO ME!!










MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO!!


ARE WE LESBIANS?

A FAMILY TRADITION


I guess I am now part of the family
as I have now gone through the bubble wrap test.
It's a wrap!!
Purrrrrring!!

MEMORIES OF VALENTINE's DAY


On the weekend of Valentine's Day,
we had a visitor:
auntie Lucrecia!!!


But to my dismay,
she played favorite the whole time...
:(~


My feelings were hurt a bit somewhat...


Even Carrie acted out in an unusual manner,
cuddling up with Ticklebear...



Didn't she looked like she was about to fart here?


Lucrecia was all over her!!!


And i am almost envious of this picture.
Alright Carrie!!
Yeah, you're cute, when you want to...


Still...



I know my prince will come!!


There he is!!!
:)~
Purrrrrring!!

25.1.11

WOULD IT KILL HER TO SMILE?


The man provides her with food and a roof;
he's always willing to play,
but Miss Brad'Chat just keeps on brooding,
suffering from the Garbo syndrome:
"I want to be alone!!..."


Would it kill her to smile once in a while
when he tries to get a proper picture of her?
He might tire of her attitude one day.
I'm just saying...
She may disapprove of my easy attitude toward the man,
but I can safely say I am scoring big points with him.
She could learn from my example...

14.1.11

THE PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR A LADY


I live with a flousy!!
An unashamed flousy!!



That is no proper way for a lady to live.
I guess I'll have to teach Ophelia a thing or two
about graceful feline behavior.



I am a proud citizen of this country
and a prime example of distinction,
priding myself with a no-nonsense approach
about human contacts.



I know how to convey my needs
and bestow a show of affection
when I judge it proper.



But I can't help watching my roommate
dishonoring herself and the species
as she's acting in a most shameful way...



She plays with any piece of trash she finds...



and plays pretty whenever Ticklebear looks at her.
A female of easy virtues,
if you ask me!!
Shameful!!!







But the fact
that she still has her claws
makes her interesting,
to a certain degree...
The man should beware of those.
I know what I would do
if I still had mine...



I guess
I'll have to put up with her behavior,
but I really wish she would learn from my example.
Oh Ophelia!!
You, slut!!
Hissssssing!!

A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO PICK HIS FRIENDS!!


has the greatest taste in friends...
Purrrrrring!!

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