DEEP THOUGHTS?!?

While some of you might think I am in deep thoughts,
well, nawh!!...
I was just staring at some bug on the screendoor,
and Ticklebear snapped a picture
with his new camera...
not eveything is as it would seem.
Purrrrrring!!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY !!!!

According to the vet,
today would be like... my birthday!!!
Hurray for me!!
Time for frivolity and a snuggle maybe...
Where are my gifts?!?
Where's the luv???
A girl like me has expectations,
you know!?!
Purrrrrring!!

MUSIC FOR YOUR PUSSY

You'll never know what a single girl like me do at nitgh!!!
Alright!!
So, I may have surrendered my ovaries to the vet,
but a girl can still dream,
can't she?!?
Purrrrrring!!

WELL, THANKFULLY!!!...

That "paint your cat" business is a hoax!!
thankfully!!
'Cause I would hate it very much
should Ticklebear get any funny idea in that regard...
I am beautiful aplenty as it is!!
Hisssssing!!

A FINE MORNING THAT WAS...

T'was a fine morning to bask in the sun

but there was no peace for me

as my personal paparazzo was in my face...

Can't blame him for loving me.

I am that adorable after all!!

Purrrrrring!!

DINNER AND A SHOW?

So,
it was Ticklebear's birthday last friday.
Now i know it involves dinner and a show,
meaning,
him leaving me alone while he's having dinner with his friends,
and then,
he brings back his friends home
and as it turns out...
I AM THE SHOW!!!

I wish Ticklebear would have notified me about this.
Kind of rude to dismiss the importance
of communicating to me such things.
But I did him proud this time,
but there will be some payback,
eventually...

Happy birthday anyway to the Man!!
Purrrrrring!!

A ROOM WITH A VIEW

Springtime has arrived
and the patio door is now opened practically all of the time.
Birds are flying by,
people are walking by,
the breeze brushes against my whiskers
and I feel something inside
I just can't explain...

Ticklebear keeps an ever watchful eye on me,
and strictly forbids me to go outside.
I don't even know why he's like that with me.
It is kind of frustrating.
So...

Don't tell him what I do
while he's out...
Purrrrrring!!

DON'T BE FOOLED!!!

Pets can be cute,
but they also indulge in the oddest behaviour...
Too funny to watch though...
Purrrrrring!!

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE HIRING!?!

I heard Ticklebear mentionning
there was a lack of personel at work.
I thought I could do my share to help out
at his job, and with the bills.
you know,
I don't want to be seen as a kept kitten...
Well,
my ambition of becoming a working girl have been squashed in the bud.

One morning,
when I jumped into his backpack,
he proceeded to remove me from there,
before running to get his cab
and go off to work.
Can't say I didn't try,
now,
can you?!?
Isn't it a bit macho on his part though,
to be the sole provider here?
I am an independant kitten, after all...
Hissssssing!!

WHISKING SOMETHING UP

Well,
you won't see me acting this way anytime soon.
It's quite the opposite
where Ticklebear tries enticing me
to eat one thing or another,
never serving the same thing twice in a row.
I've got him under my paw!!
Purrrrrring!!!

TOO CUTE FOR WORDS...

If you love kitties!!!
Purrrrrring!!

DOES THIS SOFA MAKE ME LOOK FAT???

Does this sofa makes me look fat???
Just look at the dent i'm making...
and of course,
TICKLEBEAR had to capture the moment.
Oh!!
The shame!!!!

But my evening [and my dignity] was somewhat salvaged,
as it was laundry day.
I love when he empties his laundry bag on the sofa
to sort things out and put them away,
smelling good and still feeling warm from the dryer.
Actually,
what is a dryer?
I've never seen one...
But, please notice how great i hide my full figure
in this pile of clothes.
You can barely see me,
so petite!!!...

But I'm still mad at TICKLEBEAR for that first picture.
Don't think you'll get away with this indefinitely.
There will come a time for payback.
Hissssssing!!

LIKE OWNER, LIKE PET?

It would appear that my precious self has more in common
with Ticklebear, my owner,
than one could presume at first sight.
It looks like we share a common gene for speed.
Purrrrrring!!

POSTCARD FROM BEYOND

Goliath,
one of auntie Linoue's cats,
sitting in an empty crate.
Where are the beer bottles,
hey auntie Linoue?
Where are they?
Your boy is quite photogenic nonetheless...
Purrrrrring!!

NOW, THAT'S MY KIND OF CATS !!!

Cats keeping active.
Nice!!!
very sexy!!
Purrrrrring!!

PET OWNERS, BEWARE !!! (LOLCAT)

Be warned:
you shouldn't neglect your pets,
or they might get even with you...
the hard way!!!
Purrrrrring!!

HAPPY MEOW YEAR !!!

2009 is coming to a close
and my only plan for the night
is to cuddle up with my favorite human,
TICKLEBEAR.
May all of you fuzzballs find yourselves
someone to cuddle up with.
Happy New Year,
to all fuzzballs of this earth,
and all humans of good faith.
Purrrrrring!!

INTO THE RABBIT HOLE SHE GOES !!!

Ticklebear doesn't take me anywhere [except the vet]
and that's a pity,
as I would very much like to see
Tim Burton's new movie,
"Alice in Wonderland",
with one of my favorite characters,
the Cheshire Cat.
Pity!!
I guess
I'll have to wait for the DVD to come out...
Not all is lost.
I only need to be patient,
for now...
It does look like a lavish production
and I know TICKLEBEAR loves Helena Bonham-Carter.
Darn!!
Whom do I have to scratch to go to the theater?!?
But I've still got some time left to change his mind.
Purrrrrring!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL???

xmas's eve...
so?!?

Purrrrrring!!!!!