THE CAT IS "OUT" OF THE BAG?

The man came back from running an errand

and left a bag on the ottoman.

Interesting!!

I'm just a little perplexed here:

isn't the saying

"the cat is out-of-the-bag"?...

Alright!!

I am already getting bored with this.

Off I go!!

Of course,

Ticklebear had to stay focused on the new girl...

Still,

this doesn't annoy me as much as it used to anymore.

Purrrrrring!!

XMAS TOGETHER

I don't recall wishing for a threesome this xmas,

but here we are...

I guess it could have been worse.

Since it is not just a fling

and that she is meant to stay here with us,

well...

Merry Xmas everyone!!

And I still think I am the prettiest of them all!!

Purrrrrring!!

SHE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE

I really shouldn't let this get to me

but these two seem to be getting serious with each other...

Hissssssing!!

HA-HA!! I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING, MY PRETTY!!

I was rather surprised to see

Ticklebear with a brand new carrier,

which I decided to make mine.

I am the first lady of the house after all

and I figured I got first pick.

Therefore,

he grabbed the other carrier and put Ophelia in it...

Could it be?!?

Could it really??

She's going to the vet!!

She's going to the vet!!

It is nice to see that

Ticklebear will not treat her any differently

and she'll go through exactly the same things I went through

each time I went to the vet myself.

Forgive me,

even if I've resigned myself to her presence,

I cannot help feeling jubilant about this!!!

HA-HA!!

Purrrrrrring!!

CONSPIRACY THEORY?

OOPS!!

He's found us!!

Let's get out of here!!

What?!?

No need to become paranoid...

You wanted us to become friends,

didn't you?

Well,

careful what you wish for!!

The sisterhood is on!!

Purrrrrring!!

WE ONLY MEANT TO HELP!!

Just before the holidays actually started,

Ticklebear prepared to send some cards out to his friends,

and since I am personally acquainted with some of them,

I figured Ophelia and I could help with this...

My mistake!!

How rude he was,

shooing us away like that!!

I'll never offer my help again!!

Hissssssing!!

ON SECOND THOUGHT...

Maybe I've been too quick to judge her.

Ophelia seems like a good kid after all.

She's not totally unpleasant to hang out with

and she does keep me company when the man isn't around.

Alright then!!

I'll give her a chance...

Purrrrrring!!

PLEASURE LOST

Laundry day used to be one of my guilty pleasures

as I would roll over the pile of clothes,

reveling in the scent of my man.

And later on,

the clothes would come back,

all warm from the dryer,

smelling nice and fresh.

Oh, how I loved this...

...until you-know-who decided to show up!!

Gone are the blissful days when I could enjoy this peacefully!!

Hissssssing!!

SEDUCING TICKLEBEAR

Well,

I'll be damned!!

She's at it again,

trying to steal my man.

She will stop at nothing...

And right under my very nose!!

The nerve on that kitten!!!

Hissssssing!!

CATFIGHT!!!

Just look at her!!

I have my eyes on you...

The Bitch!!

She still has her claws!!

Not fair!!

Not fair!!

Perhaps I should try to be diplomatic about this...

Hissssssing!!

NOBODY ASKED FOR MY OPINION!!!

Ticklebear and his damn causes!!

You'll never guess what:

I now have a roommate!!

Somebody dumped a kitten in the washrooms

at the hospital where he works,

and of course,

the man felt compelled to bring the little furball home,

without even consulting with me!!!...

I was never planning on sharing the space, food and accommodations with someone else.

And if she thinks she's going to put the moves on MY man,

she's got something coming!!

Nobody messes with me!!!

Just look at her,

making gooey eyes at him!!

And he's lapping it all up!!

He's SO infuriating!!

Typical male...

Hey!!

This is MY cushion!!!

she's getting on my last nerves,

trying to be chummy and all...

Can we return her whence she came from?

Hissssssing!!