Ticklebear and his damn causes!!
You'll never guess what:
I now have a roommate!!
Somebody dumped a kitten in the washrooms
at the hospital where he works,
and of course,
the man felt compelled to bring the little furball home,
without even consulting with me!!!...
And if she thinks she's going to put the moves on MY man,
she's got something coming!!
Nobody messes with me!!!
making gooey eyes at him!!
And he's lapping it all up!!
He's SO infuriating!!
This is MY cushion!!!
trying to be chummy and all...
Can we return her whence she came from?