The man provides her with food and a roof;
he's always willing to play,
but Miss Brad'Chat just keeps on brooding,
suffering from the Garbo syndrome:
"I want to be alone!!..."
Would it kill her to smile once in a while
when he tries to get a proper picture of her?
He might tire of her attitude one day.
I'm just saying...
She may disapprove of my easy attitude toward the man,
but I can safely say I am scoring big points with him.
She could learn from my example...