DOES THIS SOFA MAKE ME LOOK FAT???

Does this sofa makes me look fat???
Just look at the dent i'm making...
and of course,
TICKLEBEAR had to capture the moment.
Oh!!
The shame!!!!

But my evening [and my dignity] was somewhat salvaged,
as it was laundry day.
I love when he empties his laundry bag on the sofa
to sort things out and put them away,
smelling good and still feeling warm from the dryer.
Actually,
what is a dryer?
I've never seen one...
But, please notice how great i hide my full figure
in this pile of clothes.
You can barely see me,
so petite!!!...

But I'm still mad at TICKLEBEAR for that first picture.
Don't think you'll get away with this indefinitely.
There will come a time for payback.
Hissssssing!!